If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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