What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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You sick fiend

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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