What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Justin's life

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A blind man walks into a library.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

9/11

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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