what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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