A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A bar walks into a man

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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