What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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