- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Women's rights

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Terry has ebola

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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