Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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you suck

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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