Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Good afternoon.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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