what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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