what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Barack Obama

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Patriarchy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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