- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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