Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

You had better thumbs up this post.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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