There once was this guy and he fell down

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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hi

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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