- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A French man gets into a fight

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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