What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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