how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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123 f*ck off

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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DERP

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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