- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

I love you

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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