What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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aodhan hearty

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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