- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

your mum

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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