a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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