- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

pobody's nerfect

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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