what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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