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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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