Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What can hitler cook well Steak

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Women's rights

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

pobody's nerfect

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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