Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roak

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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knock knock There's no door

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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. . I am a whale

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Haha, I get it..

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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