- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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