- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people