why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

pobody's nerfect

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...