- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Im gay What about you

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Your so gay, that you like men!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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