- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Women's rights

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

pobody's nerfect

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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