- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

being sober in a bar fight

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

oh hey.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Chicken

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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