what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Yo Momma So Fat!

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

homosexual

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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