- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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