The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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im gay

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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