- Anti Joke

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.