- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Knock knock knock OCD

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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