- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

okay so theres this guy.

guess what>? your mum lol

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