Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

knock knock who's there? faith

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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