A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Anti Joke

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