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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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