- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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