What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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