- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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