Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Horse.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

when debbie meets downer

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

bangers and mash?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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