What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

thumb_up thumb_down +21

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Dude man, I'm high...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Justin's life

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops