what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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penis

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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