what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Please don't shoot me

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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