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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.