Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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