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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is 3+3= 8

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

You sick fiend

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick