- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What can hitler cook well Steak

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

pobody's nerfect

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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