A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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