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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What can hitler cook well Steak

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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