Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Sir, your wife is dead

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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