- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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