What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Ben Affleck

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Women's rights

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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