- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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