- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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