- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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