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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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NASCAR

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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