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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

pobody's nerfect

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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