There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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