- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

pobody's nerfect

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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