- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock There's no door

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Dwight Howard

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Haha, I get it..

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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