why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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homosexual

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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