- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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