- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

404 Error: Joke not found

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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