What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Massie is a fatass

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Screw it you write the joke.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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