- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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