What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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