- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What stops a train? A missile

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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