- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What stops a train? A missile

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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