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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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