- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

aodhan hearty

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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